So, here is the problem

I have wanted to start a blog for some time now. The same thing stops me every time. I would love to have a here-is-how-the-happy-little-family-is-doing-blog. You know, the kind of blog that I can direct all of my friends and family to, so that they can catch up on our life we live so far away from most. I could post pictures of my adorable curly blonde haired beauty in pink bows and patent leather shoes. We could post glorious pictures of the 3 of us with the dog out on some wild adventure.

But that is not really me. I do love to talk about my family, brag about my child and share tons of pictures. The thing is, I like to say fuck and shit and fucking shit and thats fucking shitty and shitty fucking - you get the point. I would guess the majority of my friends (even the ones that dont cuss) would not really care about reading a story the contained shit, fuck and every variation in between. Fuck, some people might even like it. But I cant name one family member who is older than me that would have any appreciation for my creative use of language. Ok, maybe my husband - but that would only last until Nixon could read. He doesnt allow me to cuss in front of her - and I am pretty fucking sure he wouldnt let her read this.

So what do I do? I cant pull an Obama or a McCain and pander to the middle. I want my family to be able to read cute little stories I may have or see precious pictures of little Miss Nixon Ryan. But I dont want to sensor myself. I sensor myself ALL DAY LONG. Cant I just hang out with my Dell and be myself?